5 mistakes Cheating Men make!

One of the dumbest things a person can do is getting caught cheating. It’s not the fact that they’re cheating; it’s the way they leave evidence all over the place. If you’re not good at cheating, your ass doesn’t need to do it. I’ve heard some of the dumbest ways people were caught cheating, and then get upset when they got caught. If you were smart in the beginning you would have your cake and eating it too. I’m going to share the top 5 best cheating mistakes men make. 5. Sloppy texting ~ There is nothing more stupid than getting caught cheating due to a text message or picture mail. Why oh why would you keep something so damaging in your phone? Women snoop especially when they notice you’re clinged to your phone every second. If your dumb ass leaves incriminating evidence in your phone your ass needs to be kicked. 4. Cheating where you lay~ If you live with your boo and you bring your test run over to the crib, you’re dead ass wrong. Never ever ever cheat where you share space with your significant other. Men, trifling chicks will leave some sort of evidence for your girl to find it. You think you’re smart, honey women are smarter. Plus, letting her know where you and your girl live is a no no. The minute you try to end your relationship, this heffa will be on your doorstep telling your girl everything. 3. Restrict Contact~ There is no way in hell that the person you’re cheating with should have any number other than your cell phone. Once they have that information just know there will be alot of late night calling and hanging up. Oh, wait until you f*ck the relationship up in some way; best believe that chick will call your girl to let her know how and where you piped her down. 2. Pure Idiocy ~ When you confuse the one you’re loving with the one you’re f*cking. This is a common mistake in my opinion. Ok it’s not just men, this has happened to me before. When getting the dick down I said the wrong name. I know it was the dumbest move known to man, but in the heat of the moment I just called the name of the person I wish was giving me dick. Don’t judge me! 1. The Got Damn Internet ~ I will say this until the day I die, “The internet is the effing devil”. This is the fastest damn way a person can get caught cheating. All these social sites can get people caught up in some bullshit. If you’re cheating the shit is inevitable; You will get caught. Everything is public knowledge on the internet. I was in a relationship with this guy and we both had MySpace profiles. He decided to cancel his profile for whatever reason. I was using his pc and I saw MySpace in the browser so I made a mental note to check it when I get home. I did a search for all the emails I knew he had and stumbled upon an unprotected profile. Do you know this fool status stated that he was married? When I clicked on the pics I found pics of him and some chick with kids. You know a bitch had a Miss Sophia moment and wanted to sucker punch that asshole. *Bonus* This is very common. Please wrap it up. Sometimes a test run is scheming trying to figure out how she can get pregnant only to piss your girl off. Never use the condoms she provides. Always have your own supply. All I’m trying to say is if you want to cheat; be smart with it. Don’t make fatal mistakes that can cause you to lose the one you love. Men, if you’re cheating these tips might not really work for you. A man always gives away the fact that he is cheating. Women are investigators by nature. If you’re cheating and she hasn’t said anything, she already knows what you’re doing. The reason she isn’t saying shit might be because she has decided to do her own thing….you will never know.